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fishgeraldthealmostincel · 6 months ago

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Silly pictures I took while watching time bastard with my friend:3

#ted spankoffski #time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield #starkid #jeff blim #jon matteson #joey richter #dylan saunders #kim whalen #corey dorris #nick lang #paul matthews #mr davidson #theodore spankoffski #tom houston #bill woodward #andrew kilgore #eat up bastards

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lotus-pear · 6 months ago

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ok gayboy

#LOTUS PERSONA ART LETS GOOOOOOOO IT ONLY TOOK ME FIVE FUCKING MONTHS #this is for the three ppl that follow me and know about persona eat up my loves 😍#i love narcissistic bastards who are doomed by the narrative he's a keeper fs #(idk anything abt akechi except hes a gayass detective and loves pancakes and is a tsundere /JJJJJJJ)#he has this sopping wet quality about him that i adore very much. it's the homosexuality i think #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #akechi goro #goro akechi #lotus draws #bro why is his hair so fucking hard to draw it's like chuuya's but if he used a straightening iron #speaking of him this is the hair color i wish he had :(((( my fav hair color frfr it exceeds every other one #the light desaturated brown with hints of russet MWAH MWAH #anyway it's three on a school night i think i should sleep ig😔

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haunted-xander · 6 months ago

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I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)

#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr #its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now #and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance #bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time #fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids #also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to #hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants #only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and #2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol #anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag #fourchenault leveilleur #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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buwheal · 9 days ago

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#youre all so MEAN 2 HIM!!!!!!!1 TEASING THE POOR GUY!!!!#He's gonna eat it and youre gonna feel bad about it.......you did this.....#CRAZY BASTARD!!!!#i couldnt help myself tee hee... he gets to be weird fucked up crazy... for dessert...#[you've got mail!]#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune

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backpackingspace · 3 days ago

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Love that it's Canon that odysseus built secret passage ways into his house and then never fucking told anybody about them (except penelope of course)

#The odyssey #Odysseus #Penelope #Odysseus my favorite crafty bastard #Really living up my 9 year old dream of having hidden rooms and secret passage ways #Yes I did throughly check my childhood home along with all my friends houses for secret passages ways #Shout out to my dad who was willing to try to build me a secret door book case #Anyway back to odysseus (my brain at all times)#Odysseus casually: so you're going to go through passage number 5 and #Telemachus:....Dad. did you...name our hallways?#Odysseus: only the secret ones #Telemachus: THE WHAT #penelope eating olives: he said he named our secret passageway and trap doors too #telemachus: THE WHAT #Odysseus: darling light of my life did you ....forget to tell our son about the hidden passageways?#Penelope: that implies it wasn't a conscious decision the kid cannot lie to save his life #Odysseus: gasping and clutching actually adult son to his chest like a small baby :DONT INSULT MY BABY #Should I tag this as epic the musical too? Idk this is actual odyssessy Canon #And I'm not sure if it would be the same in epic or not or if it would even be mentioned at all #Even though that was partially how odysseus fought the suitors

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fried-manto · 1 year ago

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I'll hand it to you.

#trial 1 wrecked me guys #the only thing that stopped me from crying was monokumas weirdass voice (not used to it after the first 2 games)#and kokichi's perfectly timed jabs #these bastards prevented me from making a fool of myself #the trial also wrecked me literally cuz the controls were hell #who thought it was a good idea to put E as focus and R as speed up #i was so confused on why my focus gauge kept eating up even tho i wasnt pressing the bar #v3 is the most janky game ive played so far #anyways yeah #commemorative art for kaediot and poo-ichi #congratulations on starting the killing game lol #(sobs)#my art #kaede akamatsu #shuichi saihara #saimatsu?#saimatsu #could be taken platonically too

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nitemurr · 3 days ago

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SILCO FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING AFTER SEASON 2 ACT 1?

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rascal-rose · 2 days ago

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Anytime I have to use an adobe product for school the AM hate monologue surges through me

#who let these bastards be industry standard #eating up all my damn space on my lappy #updating taking 5 years

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mymrsweirdnessshipperstuff-blog · 12 days ago

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Why isn't anybody pointing out the album cover??? Notice the small speckles of gold detail mixed with the blood because poseidon he's- yknow he's-

#I'm still in a ecstatic and hyper mood to think #Im eating this shit up #perfection #delectable as ever #Odysseus #Epic the musical #Vengeance Saga #Poseidon #Six Hundred Strike #Jorge you genius bastard ily

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grim-has-issues · 5 months ago

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I know for a fact that Mr. Albus “I might be a whore, but I’m still tortured” York would have LOVED Nickelback.

#he would eat that shit up #like thats what nickelback all about #like its sad hoe music #but for men #and divorced dads #and any who listened to the radio in 2006 #asmr roleplay #audio rp #goodboyaudios #gba bastard warrior #good boy audios #gba albus #nickelback

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thegreatyin · 5 months ago

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the adventures of the neath's most annoying definitely-totally-a-bat-and-not-the-scoundrel-in-a-robe continue (cards. their name is mr cards. or so they insist.)

this time: coworker antics. tune in next week on dragon ball Z where we'll be killing all of them with hammers

#or: doodles of that bastard FL oc im still obsessed with yes #yin art #fallen london #ft. fires and wines! fires' design is inspired by @waterlogged-detective's art bc it's delightful #the masters are all just horrid little creatures in big cloaks. to me #anyway. microdosing on tuning down my standards for myself by posting the more sketchy wines doodle #it probably eats up the attention the scoundrel/cards keeps giving it bc it's. well. it's wines #they don't even mind that it keeps making them pay for its revels! they're the perfect stooge!#the scientist thinks they desperately need to raise their standards. and also stop being a freak #the scoundrel doesn't care what the scientist thinks (it has to save room in its brain for caring about wines instead)#also ✨Glorious Ascension✨ is how they refer to their bat hrt. they say the whole thing. every time. without fail. sparkles mandatory.#nobody knows what's wrong with them #not even themself #despite what this art implies they get along pretty okay with fires. insomuch as fires can get along with anything #the real reason nobody invites them to masterly meetings #is bc they react to literally everything with big wide eyes while enthusiastically asking if that's how it normally works #and everyone's getting really tired of telling them for the 15th time that no. veils biting people isnt usually how curators socialize #veils just does that #i mean. curators DO socialize by biting. but veils is doing it wrong #scoundrelventures

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spotaus · 16 days ago

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I think that I need to write a proper dadmare drabble. Just. Idk when. Sometime.

#i was always VERY fond of this one specific plot point in my own stories #where Nightmare + Dream were Superhero/villain style enemies but were very wealthy and had rival companies outside of their #powerful work so like. Nightmare legally adopts these troubled teens (the gang) and later on Cross (<- youngest and unaffiliated) is #convinced he has to go beat up Nightmare because he's got powers too but like. Nightmare reacts basically by going 'you're 13. sit down.'#and like. inviting him to eat dinner with his family and Cross accidentally gets adopted and finds himself a mentor and a proper Dad #idk why this was a fic but it is smth I hold dear lmao-#I also know Cross doesn't like the others at first but there was always one scene where #one of the gang got hurt and Cross immediately whips out his powers and intervenes #I love fics where Night gets adopted by these manipulative bastards (/aff) but also opposite where Night was mistreated as a youth #and wants better for these guys <3 #okay done now haha-#spotatalk

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throwaway-yandere · 11 months ago

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Maybe I'll change my tumblr aesthetic to ayato to appease him. Maybe he's mad that I was eager to replace him as a DPS when Wriothesley came out that's why I got C4 Qiqi. Maybe Dainsleif isn't my husband all along. Maybe Ayato really is my true lord. I'll be back. I'm going back to Inazuma. I'm going to go back to being a retainer. I shall appease my master.

#ansy-islosingitrn #all this lore abt me quitting my kamisato clan job only for ayato to eat my ass /silly #sorry im seriously dying out of laughter rn hAHHAHA WTF ARE THE ODDS THAT IM LUCKY WITH THIS BASTARD #GIRL.#IN MY MAIN ACCOUNT I GOT MY C1-3 QUICK— I REMEMBER HOW THEY WERE PRETTY MUCH JUST 10-20 PULLS APART—#AND I REMEMBER MY C6TH AYATO BEING SINGLE PULLS. QIQI THEN THE NEXT PULL HIM IMMEDIATELY #im phcking crying. i lost like 3 times if you include the qiqi one essentially but they weren't huge loses iirc #at first i just chalked it up with “ah he pities me. he knows i skipped so much and waited for months” BUT HEY HEY AYATO??? THIS IS MY 2ND #ACCOUNT?? HAHAHAHHAHA #(btw: i am not complaining i hope yall dont read it as that no— i am definitely not whining about ayato i am just FLOORED #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH)#(THE DISBELIEF.)#(im abandoning dainsleif ayato ily dear my true beloved my every—)

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isawthismeme · 6 months ago

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blue-rose-soul · 9 months ago

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@proshipper-on-ship replied:

The man must have at least a passing resemblance to Lucifer and say something about either caviar or champagne because that's when Alastor jumped in during their song

The man resembled Lucifer in that he was paler than milk, richer than shit, and dismissed anyone with even slightly brown skin as 'the help.'

#replies #proshipper-on-ship #the guy owned a riverboat and regularly held parties on it where guests would gorge themselves with decadent food and yes lots of champagne #and then vomit it up in the river and continue eating and drinking #poor gators #the Devil's Bastard AU

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see-arcane · 1 year ago

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NEW CLIPS NEW CLIPS!!! 🦇

#Dr. Protagonist sir you are making a wee bit of a whoopsy if you're mistaking Dracula for 'just some beast'#he's a bastard #and he's been running circles around human livestock for centuries #hope you still fuck him up a bit before he reaches shore though #as for the ranting 'iT's ThE wRaTh Of GoD!!1!' sailor full of slurs and finger-pointing?#I hope Dracula eats your whole face off <3 #anyway #I'm going to explode #The Last Voyage of the Demeter #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily #trailer #movie clip

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